guilty dick

The syndrome you have after fucking a new chick that you think might be dirty.

You start thinking you've caught something but most of the time it's nothing at all.

Guy 1: Man that bitch I fucked from the club was bangin, but I think I caught somethin...

Guy 2: Homey that's the guilty dick talkin. You're probably alright.

by bouta 1 January 11, 2007

Guilty Crush

Noun. A person whom you cannot openly admit you have romanitc feelings for because of social, or characteristics constraints.

(abbreviated GC)

-"Hey do you like anyone?"
-"Ive got a guilty crush on Malu Trevejo"
-"Bro she's like 15 and you're 20"
-"Thats why I feel guilty lol"

by NEWLEZ TRUSILE January 1, 2018

Guilty Crown

Not Trash

A mecha anime set in 2039 about some crystal virus. Evil government ahhh :0 and has romance too???

Gai Tsutsugami is underrated.

Me: Have you seen Guilty Crown?
Friend: No
Me: Go watch Guilty Crown it's a good anime.

by guiltycrownisnottrash March 11, 2021

Guilty Catholic

Masturbating with your hands in the prayer position.

I injured my hand so the only way I could get myself off was the guilty catholic.

by Justsomeguy03 December 16, 2022

Guilty Pleasure

A series, song, game, or piece of media that you enjoy despite the public opinion on it. In other words, an interest that you are ashamed of, but enjoy.

“Hey, what’s your guilty pleasure?”
“It’s too embarrassing. I can’t.”

by DeviLI July 10, 2023

O.J. Guilty

A person caught in the act of violating a law or misdeed that he or she is so guilty only a dream team of lawyers could get a jury to find him or her innocent.

Two were arrested after making a youtube video of dog beating in St. Louis County went viral. They were so guilty, they were O.J. guilty.

by PatrickDallas April 13, 2014

Guilty Twitch

A subconscious, uncontrollable reaction to a guilty thought (usually sexual), wherein a person will twitch or shudder.

Man, that girl's giving me one hell of a guilty twitch.

by TheFruitbat November 4, 2011