Brown Gilmore

a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.

"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"

"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"

by D. Sanchez III October 7, 2009

Lauren Guillory

super hot girl that all the guys drool over and all the girls hate beacause they know theyll never be like her, gets the hottest guys and has the hottest body ever!

Lauren Guillory:hot
Lauren Guillory:beautiful
Lauren Guillory:my girlfriend!

I love you baby!

by tristen7888 October 15, 2011

gilmore girls

The best freakin show in the world.
Shown in many countries all over the world, translated into the local language. Unfortunatly it is currently NOT showing in Ireland, because RTE will not show it because they are too stingy

THE FIRST KISS OF LUKE AND LORELAI IN GILMORE GIRLS(excluding dream)

Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still
(he kisses her, then stands back looking at her.She steps forward)
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still
(She kisses him, awwwww)

by louloumc89 December 26, 2005

Gilmourton

Gilmourton has been voted Britains hardest village. It only has around 30 citizens but they still manage to cause mayhem.

I was out in 'Gilmourton' last night but i got beat up by a 6 year old.

by echoesareshite May 12, 2009

Gilmorism

A word used by fans of the WB show Gilmore Girls.
It refers to a memorable phrase from the show.

I've got some pieces of Candyland and some pieces of Battleship. I was thinking we could make a new game called Candyship Battleland: War never tasted so good.

OI WITH THE POODLES ALREADY!

These are Gilmorisms (:

by PoeHug April 27, 2010

Guillotine

A sexual position involving two females and one male participant. The two females spread legs and meet vagina-to-vagina (also known as scissoring) and the male inserts his penis into the center; so named the guillotine because his 'head' gets cutoff by the scissors.

I lost my crucial head to a guillotine with two skeezers I took home from the bar last night.

by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010

happy gilmore

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

by David M Ross April 22, 2007