grubshit

(noun)
a term of endearment; especially useful when reprimanding someone you love.

(adj.)
good for punning on the term "grub" as food or bugs.

Haruko: Erin, you lil grubshit. You so cute when you sleepin' but we have to work! Wake up, grubshit!
+++
Brenton: ugh, this is some jank ass grubshit that scrubgrubs didn't clean up!
Mitchelle: yeah, that is SO grubshit.

by Hashitmoto May 28, 2011

Gruber

Grandparents that drive grandkids to and from school or other events on a regular basis.

I can’t join you for lunch today because I’m on Gruber duty this afternoon.

by Awesome Nana March 29, 2021

Messy Grube

(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.

Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.

by Kristen Kellam January 12, 2005

grubsmith

(n) A cook.
Also, to grubsmith (v) to cook.

1. Man, Tumi sure was a boss grubsmith.
2. Where's Bill? I think he's downstairs grubsmithing.

by Dirty Dev June 11, 2006

Gruberfloober

It's a word that means more than love. It is beyond that which can be expressed.

I love you so much it's Gruberfloober.

by CodyCammieEvandad November 10, 2012

grubslinger

Grubslinger - A cool fishing term for a maggot catapult, used to launch grubs, worms and maggots into canals, or when bored into passers by.

He picked up a writhing mass of maggots, put them in his grubslinger and launched them at a man eating a salad, peppering him with fly babies.

by Rotissimo grubslinger McEco August 12, 2014

Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.

"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"

by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017