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Cheese-grated

Verb

1: Reduce (something, someone) to small shreds.

2: To gruesomely scar or injure ones face off a rough surface.
Diarmuid fell off his bike and Cheese-grated his face off the road.
by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011
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Dick Graters

The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
by nomanbags August 19, 2010
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cheese grater experience

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.
Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019
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Cheese Grating

The act of biting down softly while giving head, so the teeth are gently scraping the wang. Not meant to shock the male, but just to startle him enough to make him pay attention and not start thinking of something else while he is sitting back.
Bro 1: "Yo brosef! I heard you got some last night from that girl at the bar! How was she?"

Bro 2: "Well it was going pretty good. She was suckin' on my thang and I was just sitting there thinking about lax and stuff, when she started cheese grating me out of nowhere. It was kind of weird, but pretty rad at the same time.
by Old Saggy Man May 19, 2008
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grateful dead

Orginal Members:
Jerry Garcia
Bob Weir
Phil Lesh
Bill Kreutzman
Ron "Pigpen" McKernan
by Olo February 4, 2005
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grats on your blue

A phrase used in the early days of World of Warcraft. "Blue"-rarity ("rare") items aren't as good as purple-rarity ("epic") ones, therefore getting excited about getting a blue item is usually mocked, as it isn't purple.

The phrase is used sarcastically whenever someone gets excited about an easy-to-complete event, an item that isn't that great or hard to obtain, or doing something not that impressive.
Noob in guildchat: "I just beat Wailing Caverns and got my sweet Armor of the Fang!"
Veteran WoW player: "...grats on your blue."
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Newbie: "Hurray, I got my mount!"
l33t raider: "grats on your blue, noob."
by impsythealmighty May 10, 2009
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Bolivian Cheese Grater

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.
by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011
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