Phil's girlfriend

Non-Existant. Pretty much discovered theres no evidence one existed

Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves

::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022

August 1st - National Girlfriend Day

National Girlfriend Day takes place on August 1st and is about women’s bond and friendship with eachother! Celebrate this day by talking to your girlfriend and show you love them! This can be celebrated by friendships and relationships!

Person 1: Hey It’s August 1st - National Girlfriend Day! Wanted to say I love ya and our friendship!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

big titty goth girlfriend

Your one and only big titty goth girlfriend. She's got big tiddys and you know she's goth by the way she vaccums your porkstick

Damn he's got a really nice big titty goth girlfriend.

Ah shit if I don't do better than this my big titty goth girlfriend will really fuck me tonight

by RockTRapp April 20, 2018

girlfriend

(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.

I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.

by chickenfriedkitten December 28, 2005

Your girlfriend

Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary

Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao

by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On October 22 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.

It is October 22 it is give your girlfriend a hoodie day.

by Gianelle October 18, 2019

Startup Girlfriend

A girlfriend of a start-up CEO or co-founder who understands that her boyfriend is a young, crazy, ambitious, aggressive, academically and socially intelligent monster whose sole purpose in life is to create innovative technologies and business models. Therefore, he does not necessarily care about anything that goes on outside of his company or the industry in which it operates.

She also understands that for a period of time, her boyfriend is cash-strapped, and therefore does not engage in spurious expenditures and demands such as bottles of liquor at Hollywood nightclubs, sushi at overtly expensive posh restaurants, and $22 sandwiches at Urth Caffe.

The ultimate startup girlfriend also comprehends that time and not cash is the most important asset.

Dude, Sharon is a total-startup girlfriend. I showed up 2 hours late to her birthday party and even forgot her gift at my apartment, but she wasn't upset at all when I showed up!

by SanguineBio September 26, 2010