gotcha girl

a girl who looks good from behind. When you see her face it yells "GOTCHA" because it consists of snaggle teeth, bad acne, large extremities, etc.

Guy 1 "Check out that girl over there, look at that ass. She is fine"

Guy 2"you obviously havent seen her face, she's a gotcha girl"

by J.Pants August 19, 2007

i gotchu

1. A standardized reply such as coolstorybro to reply to any referenced statement. A reply-to-everything saying, when you really don't have anything.

2. In act of trolling, something one would reply as

3. A standard reply from a guido or Italian

-yahoo answers-

AlexJ: Help I'm pregnant and I don't know how to get a abortion. I'm 8 months pregnant. plz help!

TrollBro: i gotchu

by ke$haROX April 5, 2011

gotchya

retarded way of spelling gotcha

P1: what does that mean?
P2: it means .........
P1: gotchya
P2: don't you mean gotcha?
P1: oh yeah, i'm retarded....

by BigEHead July 31, 2007

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

gotcha

An annoying or unfavorable feature of a product or item that has not been fully disclosed or is not obvious.

The new camera takes excellent photos, but one major gotcha is its slow processing time.

by Domenic D December 11, 2008

Machi Gotchi

A religious term. The all powerful, and all knowing. The bringer of light. The healer of suffering. The one who will lead us into the light...into the white. (in greek, it means "I like to stretch in the dark") Dates back to the earliest texts...Even to ancient cave paintings. The Miyans and Aztecs whorshipped him.

On the 8th day, Machi Gotchi said, "let there be MT. Dew."

by ;lkjfdsa July 21, 2008

gotch

crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes

"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."

by spacklepants January 25, 2008