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goatsecx

as a noun it would be the below, not a noun would be the example above; refering to homosexuality of the gaping anus man or just dubbing the man as "goatsecx"
Your gayness is gayer than goatsecx.
by KillinKrullin November 12, 2002
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Goatse Winfrey

The specific look on Oprah Winfrey's face as she said the now famous line "9000 penises all raping children".

May also refer to a large black woman stretching her anus open to shoplift.
Luke: "Did you see that Goatse Winfrey trying to steal a pair of overalls?"

Sam: "No, but did you see Oprah yesterday?"
by Oprahs biggest fan March 20, 2009
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goatse

1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
by Skad8erateher May 8, 2009
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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008
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goatse

When a person spreads their anus by pulling apart their buttocks.
n00b: Hi! I'm new here!
Experienced elder: Google image search for goatse with SafeSearch off!
by Burkshifter July 15, 2008
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goatse

1) When a man opens his anus to extreme measures, such that you can pretty much see the inside
MAN! that goatse was so big I could see bones!
by JeffZhang July 20, 2008
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Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
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