gone pear-shaped

British slang term, used to describe when a situation has gone bad....I've no idea where it originates, but that's how it's used.

Since the new manager took over, things at work have gone all pear-shaped and I'm afraid I may be out of a job soon.

by Kucitizen June 26, 2004

gone in september

to say u love a girl in the summer to try and get in her pants. but dis her in the fall

mike posner " i said i loved you in the summer, but will i love u in the fall. come september ill be gone. (from gone in september)

by mcfllyy August 23, 2010

gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped

shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped

by Paul Burton June 29, 2004

gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004