Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece

Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!

by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006

gofak

A way of payment from a person you have a negative relationship with.

“Can you pay me through Gofak?” “What’s Gofak?” “Gofak yourself”

by Rae00503 October 20, 2018

golf gypsy

Extremely or excessively sensitive.

"what's jenna crying for again?"
"no idea, she's just a golf gypsy"
"word!"

by Ian Rush September 4, 2006

Golfran

Egotistical small dicked bastard, born and bred in rural mexico. Inept at pleasing a woman due to lack of penis size.

did you have sex with him?
no he was a fucken Golfran

by killjoy009 January 10, 2011

Golahuff

The proper pronunciation of "GL HF". Often said by gamers at the start of a match or during a game. Meaning "Good luck, have fun". Used as a greeting and sign of good sportsmanship before a match.

"Golahuff friends!"

by Memopotato September 26, 2019

republican golf

When your shots keep going to the right, aka, a slice

I can't cure this slice. I've been playing republican golf all day.

by golferman1970 December 30, 2010

Record Golf

Record Golf is a sport with rules similar to frisbee golf, but is played with anything that plays music. Pretty much the illest sport in the world, its cornerstones are Freedom, America, William Wallace, Matt Damon, and JD's Restaurant.

Record Golf is what its like when Love falls in love.

Example 1
Person 1- "Hey wanna go Play Frisbee Golf?"
Person 2 - "No thanks, I'm American."

Example 2
Person 1- "The prisoner wishes to say a word"
Person 2- "Freeeeeeedooooommmmmmmm"

Example 3
Canadian- "Let's play hockey and experience snow"
French person - "Wi Wi, our food is awful"
Australian - "G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Matt Damon- "MATT DAMON!!!!"
William Wallace- "Freeeeeedooooommmmmm"
American- "Well said William, Well said"

Example 4
Record Golf>Frisbee Golf

by Freedom OR DIE May 24, 2011