gilflurted

Horribly damaged/injured.

That Smith kid got himself gilflurted last week. They said the fire dept couldn't find his nutsack or left eye in the wreckage.

by Randy Bates January 5, 2008

Gnillort

An absolute tool / That one guy that you just really don't like for so many reasons, all those reasons combined make him a gnillort.

Miniminter : Ethan

Behzingha: What Simon ?

Miniminter: You're an absolute gnillort.

by Willy Foo Foo July 2, 2016

GFILF

Meaning grand father I'd Like to Fuck

Although he may be wrinkly, he is foxy, and he is a GFILF.

by OliverS May 7, 2005

GRILF

a more mature dilf, a dilf that is still attractive, but has reached a higher age bracket.(50-60)

I watched this year's Super Bowl halftime show in hopes of getting to see the GRILF gods, The Rolling Stones.

by vapeaurmauve December 13, 2006

gilf

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

grilf

Grandma I'd Like To Fuck

I know she's your grandma, but she's a hot grilf.

by Arcanetou December 30, 2003

The Guilf

1. A self-proclaimed Supreme Being that is always scheming to make life just a little tougher for others.

That guys is walking around pretending to be the The Guilf.

by tommyboy89 October 27, 2008