glerper

A green, glowing alien cat. Usually from outer space!

Woah! Look at that cool glerper over there!

by glerper September 5, 2023

Gnarph

Miscellaneous crud and fuzzy stuff that collects between your toes and in your bellybutton.

Man, those socks I bought really leave shitloads of Gnarph (pronounced NARF) behind.

by JudgeGarry May 20, 2009

gerp

While sucking one's testicles, a pubic hair goes down the throat of the sucker and causes the person to choke andbite down on the suckee's scrotum and testicles.(Very painful for both sucker and suckee.)

Chris whipped out his two inch cock and Sean was very angry that it was so short, so he started giving Chris a sackjob.While sucking, he started to gerp and bite down on Chris's scrotum leaving teeth marks and blood everywhere.

by Jon has a small penis May 13, 2003

Gerpetey

A combination of Gerard Way and Peter Wentz. Gerpetey is a very attartive mutant male. He is orgasmic. Gerpety is usually refered to when talking about strange fantisies.

Emma and Lauren are crazy... they created a man named Gerpetey! He's so hot!

by Emmmmma September 18, 2008

glerp

is good noise that comes out a sqeezable cheese!

That chedder cheese can sure made a wonderful glerp!

by i like egg April 5, 2016

Gnarp

1. A very big village way up north. There you can find the famous Gnarp-sign my cousin bit.

I'll meet you at the GNARP-sign!

by Gnarp Äta skylt August 8, 2003

glerpes

The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.

Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...

by freshnate September 22, 2011