glutton glands

Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.

example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."

example 2:

Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."

by politicchick September 19, 2009

gluten bigot

a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions of gluten

"We don't let a few small-minded gluten bigots destroy the good image of delicious bread!"

by Neurotika July 13, 2015

glutey

When a chick has got a nice toned ass;
Not flabby or droopey.

@celinemmorris

Damn son look at that girl's glutey, she must've just hit the gym

I went hip deep in that gymnasts glutey last night nom sayin

by @celinemmorris September 9, 2016

Glutemacing

When your legs are sore or in pain

My legs are glutemacing during this workout

by Broken arrow track team September 24, 2021

gluteolacunosity

Assholeness. The amount or degree of assholeness in a person.

A stern leader, he takes pride in his gluteolacunosity.

by corpusverbus January 6, 2010

Glutton Express

A "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another.

Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!

by Colin Lapasky January 24, 2006

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008