A glad

someone who is always flexing and trying too hard for the gram or social media or in real life, referenced from GLAD ‘force flex’ trash bags.

That dude is an idiot and such a glad, always fake flexing and doing the most

by panthera negra February 8, 2020

glad good

Biggest girlband in the world,composed by four italian members: Jade,Sophia,Sonia and Giada.
They won the x-factor 2023 and started their career under the syco label.
They performed at the Grammys,the Vmas,the Emas and at the Coachella.
Right now they’re the girlband who sold most album copies.

Glad Good music is very good

by jvjfjrifigib November 12, 2021

glad-vaging

Using your vagina for ulterior motives.

She’s been running around town glad-vaging looking for a relationship.

by Back Scratch Fever June 21, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

glad handy

A hand job

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)

by BAM BAM 86 September 22, 2017

glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.

Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.

by papa k dub February 20, 2009

Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

by *prrr* July 8, 2020