glad handy

A hand job

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)

by BAM BAM 86 September 21, 2017

sports glad

Wasted, trashed, bamboozled, crunk.

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?

by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010

A glad

someone who is always flexing and trying too hard for the gram or social media or in real life, referenced from GLAD ‘force flex’ trash bags.

That dude is an idiot and such a glad, always fake flexing and doing the most

by panthera negra February 09, 2020

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 20, 2019

Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

by *prrr* July 08, 2020

Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore

Wow, a mutual glad-ness???

by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023

Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.

I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?

by Me.see April 19, 2018