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Giuliani's Law

A corollary to Godwin's Law, Giuliani's Law states that the longer you talk to a politician or law enforcement officer (or various neo-LEO types like TSA agents, mall cops, etc), the likelihood that 9/11 will be mentioned approaches 1
You can't take a picture of that building/monument/ATM. That's what the terrorists did before 9/11.

So, even though this had nothing to do with that, you've somehow invoked 9/11 in this discussion. Isn't this an example of Giuliani's Law?
by TheUnqualified May 12, 2009
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Giuseppe

An absolute fucking god, the man who created both memes, and the world
It's fucking Giuseppe bois
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giulie

An italian goddes who can woop your booty.

Is good, no, the wooping your booty part?
That girl is Rome is such a giulie!
by Italian4life January 4, 2005
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Giuliano

Giuliano is the kid in high school who is well known but doesn’t give into popularity. He knows who he wants to be around. This is especially when it comes to girls. This man is picky and can pull hard with his wonderful and future driven personality. Giuliano is the hot Italian with a natural tan, great hair and a sense of food and style. Giuliano is EVERYTHING you want in the relationship. He is an old school Italian with old school Italian parents who love and treat you like their own. Don’t be alarmed if they start yelling at you to pick up your shit. Giuliano loves fast and hard and loves a smart girl with a bigger heart then him.
Did you see Giulianos got a girlfriend
“ugh shes so lucky omg he’s so amazing
by dicksuxjj May 10, 2021
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Rudy Giuliani

A horrible, flesh-eating monster bent on world domination.
If Rudy Giuliani becomes president, we're in deep shit.
by LOL BUTT SEHCS July 29, 2007
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Giuliani

To sodomize with a plunger. Usually appears as part of the phrase "It's Giuliani time!"

Originates with a 1997 incident in which several New York City police officers sodomized Haitian immigrant Abner Louima with a plunger in the bathroom of the 70th Precinct station house.

One of the officers was claimed to have uttered "It's Giuliani time!" during the assault, referring to the mayor of New York at that time, Rudy Giuliani. The claim was later retracted, but the phrase stills finds use as a reminder of Mayor Giuliani's morally questionable approach to crime in New York.
"As my girlfriend held up a plunger and declared 'It's Giuliani time', I wondered if my health insurance would cover the surgery required to repair my colon."
by mewol April 24, 2007
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Giulio

A flirt, flirts with anything female that is human and alive. Yet at the same time not aware of the flirting. For them it's as natural as breathing. Tells a lot of jokes, not all of them funny, but some of them are great. Cares about other people despite whatever he's put through loyal like a dog on a bone. Usually into video games and making obvious statements in class just to get it out there for everyone's amusement, whether that be with him or at him. Shameless and extroverted.
1) Dude, why did you say, that was such a Giulio.
2) He was being such a Giulio hitting on all the girls.
3) He pulled a Giulio on stage and had that audience dying.
by Jason25 June 7, 2010
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