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Girthy

That is one GIRTHY cock!
by Thicccydiccy December 19, 2017
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Girth Brooks

Roy Brooks' name if he were to work in the adult film industry.
Roy's penis isn't really that long, but he makes up for it in girth!
by payouroy May 13, 2005
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Girthvader

A Person who has a very Girthy cock.
"Oh my Days.........have you heard about the Girth on that Facevader? People call him Girthvader! Its wider than my Nans remote Control!!!
by Facevader Girthvader October 25, 2012
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girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)
jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!
by greg jameson October 9, 2008
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Girthy Nipples

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.
Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!
by Gingergasm December 18, 2010
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girth sandwich

When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration
Kyle and Gabe made a girth sandwich out of Gia.
by Guurthmonster69lmao October 8, 2018
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girthquake

Any seismic event caused by ones weight, especially an obese person or obese people
The girthquake from when that fat bitch went by totally spilled my drink
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