girlfriend

A girlfriend, also known as partner or s/o, is someone you fell in love with, while known, only %1 of the world's population as this.

I have a girlfriend.

by s4ptaa September 22, 2022

girlfriend

biggest pain in the ass.

mayne maah girlfriend has made me a wimp

by babanash August 8, 2006

girlfriend

A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!

by Comrade Wang October 29, 2006

girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

girlfriend

a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.

Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?

Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid

by Ruopolo September 30, 2007

girlfriend

something loud and obnoxious

goddamit my girlfriend's bitching again

by Chipface August 8, 2006

girlfriend

Someone who doesn't let you like a picture of another hot girl on Instagram.

Guy: Ooh that girl deserves a double tap!
Girlfriend: WHAT THE HELL!!! WE NEED TO BREAK UP!!!

by TheSlappingZebra April 2, 2017