Reed Gilmore

A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.

Johnny sucks tonight ! He let in 9 goals. He's playing like a Reed Gilmore!

by The Messenjah January 9, 2005

Gilmore College

Absolute shithole of a high school located in Kwinana, Perth.
Known for it's drug dealers and fights, this independent public school might as well be known as a Smokemart dependent on the students selling cones and vapes in the toilets.

"yo brah what school u go to?"
"fark dard I go to Gilmore College it's so shit I swear."
"shit man i heard that place is full of junkies."
"yeah ded."

by bigjohnson2000 February 28, 2025

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

Freaky Gilmore

Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.

And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.

“Woah Momma, Now that’s what I call a Freaky Gilmore!!!”

by Skibiti Keiler April 27, 2024

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

richard gilmore

Richard Gilmore a guy who’s obsessed with golf and annoying his daughter every time she has Friday night dinner

Example Richard:your gay

Lorelei:Richard get here now,Richard Gilmore is annoying

by Gilmoredays February 26, 2022