GILF

Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck

Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."

by Meat Chele November 6, 2011

Gilberto

Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Very horny kid. Numero Uno...

“I wanna be a Gilberto when I grow up”

by jefreyandrews June 21, 2018

gilbert and sullivan

19th Century British opera composers. Their songs are catchy and absolutely hilarious. Their operas are essentially the ultimate FRAT music.

Gilbert and Sullivan wrote many great operas including HMS Pinafore, Mikado, and Pirates of Penzance.

by nirvanarageatm May 17, 2006

gilberto

A hot, good looking hispanic guy that no matter how many problems he has he'll go through them with a big smile on his face. he is always loved by lots of people. A boy that love soccer and is proud for who he is. You will never find someone like him b/c he is extremely unique.

#gilberto #lovegilly

by thatdabtho January 23, 2017

gilfred

Gilfred is a funny & helpful boy.He is always there for anyone if they are sad or in need.Gilfred can be mischievous sometimes,you are very lucky if you have a Gilfred. He needs someone to talk to once in awhile so make you are there for him.

Gilfred is the best person you can find when you are in need.

by ILoveBubbleTea:) March 2, 2019

Noah Gilbert

A person who is super gay a snitch and likes dicks he is also scared of gays so he killed himself

Ur being a Noah Gilbert

by Domiod January 9, 2019

Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.

Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.

by T. Little May 14, 2021