geeked as fuck 

to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.

"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"

or

"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"

geeked as fuck by The Infamous One August 28, 2007

geezer 

In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".

In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.

(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."

(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"

geezer by Bill M. September 20, 2004

geeked 

To be excited about someone; To get this unexplainable feeling about someone when you do anything that has to deal with them

Ooh yuh siis, I can tell you super geeked over him !

geeked by jujuuu ! March 12, 2019

Geezer Pleezer 

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.

Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.

Geezer Pleezer by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

GeeWee 

GeeWees are generally found in damp, wooded areas in the Northeast. They keep low to the ground and have short, coarse hair. They can be heard between April-June plaintively yelping for mates.

Yo...I was out last night with my girl in the Burger King parking lot in Patchogue near those woods. She said she heard a GeeWee.

GeeWee by Knower of Random Things June 24, 2009

GeezerBird 

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.

The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".

GeezerBird by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008

Ride the Geese 

To get fully inenbriated with your friends through the consumption of marijuana.

To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.

Ride the Geese by Stephcita. January 14, 2006