Gapefruit

the asshole

“Last night we 69’d and I stuck my tongue in her gapefruit

by Gapefruitguy April 12, 2022

grapefruit

A large and firm female breast.

My that girl is a slacker but she has lovely grapefruit!

by BobFV August 22, 2003

Grapefruit

The grapefruit is a subtropical citrus tree known for its sour to semi-sweet, somewhat bitter fruit.

Source From Wikipedia.

By The Way In The GIF For A Few Frames, A Appearance Of A Grapefruit Can Be Seen

My Family Loves Grapefruit.

by Mekodellic June 20, 2018

dig out the grapefruit

Lick a pink pussy

He likes to dig out the grapefruit of Audra.

by HuntedCave October 4, 2013

grapefruit afgani

very potent marijuana, grown from afganistan, that has been fermented with grapefruits.

damn, where did you get those grapefruit afgani's from?, thats some bomb weed!

by Wouldnt U. Liketoknow January 17, 2008

Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

The Grapefruit

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

by The stool July 27, 2021