furkey

Fake Turkey...turkey that is watery, comes in a round shape, and can be cut with a fork.

Damn, the cafeteria is serving some nasty furkey.

by DarkBohemian January 7, 2005

Farse

A word used to describe something no other word can describe. When someone is acting in a very difficult/unnecessary way or out of the ordinary to cause some kind of problem or atmosphere. 'Farseness' can typically be something which someone is doing that causes a difficulty for the majority or extra-ordinary behaviour to try to be annoying

Why are you kicking the ball away for? We are trying to play football, you're farse man.

Or
Dan is farse, he won't take me to Maccies even though he wants to go and we are going the same way.

by M-Papito April 7, 2015

forserillious

For real + seriously

You could ask "Are you forserillious?"
and they'd respond. "forserilliously!"

by ImmaEccleston September 20, 2006

farsehole

When a fanny and an asshole become one . I.e. When your perineum tears during labour .

My farsehole ripped so bad that I don't know whether to piss out of my ass or shit out of my vagina .

by Mooter January 28, 2017

Fruse

The middle ground between true and false.

Q. True or false. We have a test this Thursday.
A. Fruse.

by PheNiX Gaming May 11, 2018

sam_farser

A amazing editor

Have you seen sam_farser’s new post

by Coreset October 20, 2021

What The Furkel, Brozak?

An acceptable way to say WTF at work. A common greeting between buds and bros. A query into the psyche of a fellow earthling.

Bob was acting crazy after his date with Cindy, so I asked him "What the Furkel, Brozak?"

After Kevin smashed a beer can against his forehead, Tommy jumped back in surprise and yelled "What the Furkel, Brozak!?"

by Brozak February 20, 2019