Fupo

Acronym for "Fallacy Until Proven Otherwise." Often used immediately after an individual says something that is hard to believe or flat out absurd

Friend 1: Last night I was at a party and totally laid out this drunk guy

Friend: Yeah whatever that's a total Fupo dude

by Seebsknowsbest November 26, 2016

futoni

Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.

"Shut the futoni up about it"
"Futoni, I stubbed my toe"
"Gosh futoni darnittttttt"

by bigeats100 June 10, 2020

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 24, 2008

FUMON

Fumon is another word that is used to identify Crystal, without letting it be known to a non smoker.

Saca el Fumon.

by BATMANSB September 27, 2018

fupobia

The irrational (though understandable) fear of Fupas (fat upper pussy areas). Symptoms include innability to keep food down, desire to end ones life, and night terrors.

I had to go see my therapist about my advanced stage Fupobia. The dreams of armies of post-menopausal women with fupas bombarding my upper body were too much to handle.

by Candi, Whorestein, and Big Balled Homo June 2, 2008

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008