Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

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Nigga Funeral

7 days of drinking, BBQing and neglecting all responsibility, all in honor of the some dead nigga.

nigga 1: Yo bro, I guess we need to finally get this job finished with.

nigga 2: Naw man, my cousin's step dady's half brothers's ex sister in law's baby's dady just got tased to death. We got a nigga funeral to go to.

by NWA2290 October 24, 2010

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funner

gooder than just fun.

Leave it open, it's funner that way.

by dragonking117 February 25, 2011

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funeral

A very sad ceremony if dead person was your friend. It's something really unbelievable. Some says it's pointless but if you want to be with your friend untill the last minute it's very important to be there.

Funeral is the ceremony filled with real pain and fake sympathy.

by shaxx May 9, 2006

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