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fucktard 

An individual who decides to run for Congress as an independent while claiming to be a member of the Democratic party, although he circumvented the democratic process by not running in a primary out of fear of getting his ass kicked. Fucktards have zero experience in public office, no diplomas of any kind whatsoever from institutions of either secondary education or higher learning, and are often seen riding the coattails of their much more intelligent, capable, and successful brothers.
Jake Ford is a fucktard.
fucktard by Annoyed Democrat September 24, 2006
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fucktard 

Fucking Retard, someone who is far beyond a dumbass, someone who has done something so rediculously stupid or braindead that words can scarcely define.
Phil, you're a fucktard!
That phil guy is a total fucktard.
fucktard by dr.rob May 17, 2004

fucktard 

n.
(FUHK-tahrd)
A word used to express the sentiments of calling someone a 'retard' by one who also feels the need to swear at the same time.
Unsurprisingly, the people most likely to use this word are also the people most accurately described by it.
joo R such a FUCKTARD!!!!!!11!!1!
fucktard by =^..^= December 5, 2004

Fucktard 

"Grace you fucktard!"
Fucktard by TheYorkshireRipper November 23, 2016

Fucktard 

A fucktard is someone whom is a fucken idiot and a retard it’s usually used for overrated childish people.
Hay Caitlin look over there at those fucktards
Fucktard by Someoneeeee;)))) October 10, 2018

Fucktard 

Person 1: Why is Sam getting back with that girl who cheated on him 3 times?

Person 2: He is such a fucktard!
Fucktard by jxb December 29, 2008

fucktard 

The ultimate insult. If you are called a fucktard, there is nothing more you can do. Even if you say "That's what she said" as a comeback, you will still be the loser. Fucktard is the curse which destroys all hope for winning an insult duel. This term is most likely taken from "Red vs Blue"
Bryan: Tom u such a fucktard!

Tom: I...well ur a...but..........(Explode Head!)
fucktard by Xno Malaria October 10, 2006