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fucktard

Mobius got caught trying to stuff handfuls of dirt up his ass. He is definetly a fucktard.
by sgtpppr November 16, 2006
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fucktard

Person who thinks something is only right if it's the way they want it or the way they would do it.
Fucktards usually have deep seeded misconceptions about reality and viewpoints.
That fucktard is stating their opinion again, while being assertive, inconsiderate and irrational.
by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
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fucktard

A dumbass, combination of "fucking" and "retard"
He just crashed into a tree, what a fucktard!
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fucktard

quit being such a fucktard!
by kfuck February 12, 2007
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fucktard

damnit, georgebush is a fucktard.
by the secret indictor. September 6, 2003
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fucktard

Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.
Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings.

Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.
by watergolem December 1, 2006
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fucktard

combination of fucking retard, refering to when someone does something extremely stupid.
You fucktard, your not supposed to put metal in the toaster.
by vengeance2133 August 23, 2007
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