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The Fountains Of Cum

A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.
The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.
by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019
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fontophile

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.
That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...
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Fountains of Wayne

A power-pop band/indie-rock band formed in 1995. They're pretty unknown. Their biggest hit so far would have to be Stacey's Mom. (All together now --- Ooohh! That band!) They've also had a hit on The OC Soundtrack; All Kinds Of Time.

Current band members include:
Chris Collingwood (guitar, vocals)
Adam Schlesinger (bass)
Jody Porter (guitar)
Brian Young (drums)
A: Do you know what Fountains of Wayne is?
B: It's a band!
A: Contratualtions! I've been asking everyone today and you're the first so far.
by iwasakaleidoscope May 21, 2006
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Fontee

Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.
I can't read what you're saying, fontee.
by Joey Roe April 27, 2006
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White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.
I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.
by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019
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Darius Fontaine

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
by green-poo August 19, 2009
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Constant guard fonts

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts
by Yagoah May 12, 2011
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