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foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.
Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019
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Foster The People

The best band created, formed by the three sexiest men alive (in no particular order) Mark Foster, Mark Pontius (Ponci) and Cubbie Fink. Every time they play a song, a fan girl's ovaries explode. And that's okay. That's very okay. One day God wanted perfection, and BAM there was perfection. During live performances Isom Innis and Sean Cimino perform with them. Isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.
"Foster The People made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night" "Oh, totally. I don't think I'll ever be the same after that Foster The People performance."
by Dr. Sexyfacemotherfucker November 6, 2011
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foster care

AGAINST: a way of punishing children through the ages of infants to 18 (and sometimes older) for what their parents did

FOR: a way to get children out of destructive homes and away form irresponsible parents
DOESNT MATTER WHAT SIDE: being a foster child is not amusing. foster children often can not socialize the way other children do
see depression
children under the age of sixteen stay with foster parents until reintegration with biological parents
sixteen year olds can choose if they would like to stay with a friend
congrads to all the fucking 16 yr olds
non-f-kid: my dad yelled at me for notmowing the lawn
f-kid: my dad wont let me live with him and my mom spent my chil support on crack if that helps with the pain
by leetenaciously June 9, 2005
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vai se foder

Portuguese for "fuck you". Used mostly in Brazil.
"Kiss my ass!"
"Vai se foder!" (fuck you)
by Bobby G G January 10, 2008
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foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.
I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005
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fowser

a shortened way of saying fat loser
Damn, that guy is such a fowser!
by brianna3045 March 25, 2008
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faserio

B: We have to hit the beach soon.
L: Faserio!

L: Let's go take pictures!
B: Faserio.
by LO.DB March 30, 2008
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