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Lingerie Football League

A recent new sport started in 2009 where women actually wear limited revealing clothes and sports equipment such as pads and helmets and play football. This has now created a new (sort of) equivalent female counterpart for football professionally.
Other guy: Wanna watch some Lingerie Football League games?
Me: The fuck is that?
Other guy:hot chicks actually dressing in sports uniforms and revealing clothes and play football.
Me:Awesome....
by banan14kab November 6, 2011
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fantasy football

Flash and Mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the HSFL (See High School Football League).
by BaldBull December 15, 2008
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Football Manager

A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.
Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."

-20 Hours Later-

Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*
by adawxawx August 28, 2007
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footballitie

footallitie are the people who live and die for soccer. soccer is always on your mind; eating, school, sleeping, driving, talking. soccer comes before everything else, before school, before girls, before family. soccer...is the game that you live for
a. del piero. raul. r. carlos - les tres amigos
by bibic May 7, 2005
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Football this week

A show where a youtuber with a dusty trim says what happened in the world of football in a week and bullies arsenal
Person 1: did you see watch football this week
Person 2: yeah big man niran actually got a trim
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy August 18, 2021
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Football Terrorism

the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend
Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday
by Pexishit FC September 12, 2022
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promising footballer

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality
Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.
by JonnTeee October 30, 2019
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