FML

Fruit my loom

Your mom told me to fruit her loom or FML

by sexynig June 19, 2009

FML

Fuck my life

I just pooped my pants... FML

by Jakeathan March 22, 2009

FML

Feel My Legs

Kid- "Mom, why do you keep saying fml? What's it mean?"
Mom- "Uh, feel my legs, honey"
Other lie/excuse/variations include:
farts my linger
freshen my lettuce
feed me linguine
fasten my laces

by kthxbah March 12, 2011

FML

Recently re-acronymized to stand for "Failing my life." on fmylife.com's FAQ. Apparently, people get their panties in a bunch because they think "Fuck my life" is too vulgar, but we all know that FML really stands for fuck my life.

Today fmylife.com re-acronymized fml to stand for "failing my life" rather than "fuck my life." FML

by xwthwthwtfx September 30, 2009

FML

Short for Fuck My Life, and is the most over-said phrase that (most) people use in not-bad-at-all situations.

OH FML, I LOST A BET FOR $5!

by FMAEL August 25, 2009

FML

Fuck my life. Pretty self explanitory. It's when life gets really hard, and all you want to say is "fuck my life". Coined by the liquor store employee in Superbad.

I have five exams this week....FML (Fuck my life).

by FLAPIMP July 11, 2008

FML

F*ck My Life

Have to finish Chemistry Assessment. FML

by KingBatty May 02, 2016