fountain of Florence

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.

I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Fountain Head

When an orthodox-Jewish man ejaculates into a bitty's mouth, after which she spits the cum into her vagina, thereby avoiding the Biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a blowjob possible.

Joel: Dude, this bitch gave me a sick Fountain Head last night. At first I remembered, "Oh no my seed!" Then I was like, "oh yeah, we're good bitch."

by Shayna Goldblow December 15, 2011

Milk Fountain

A shock site that features an Asian woman being laid while she is shitted on and milk is squirted on her from the anuses of other women.

Bill: Would you like a glass of milk Miles?

Miles: Not after seeing Milk Fountain

by Emogaz July 24, 2011

diet pussy fountain

n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.

My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!

by beedee3 January 2, 2012

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.

Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.

by Burningjoker December 15, 2010

Fluntism

Fluntism is the ideology of Flunting. They crusade through the world killing sub-humans and worshipping Flunting himself.

I just converted to Fluntism

by Flunting Worshipper December 31, 2018