Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

Big Footed Crowing Senex

Old White Male Climate Change Deniers - driven by financial self interest rather than anything resembling scientific reasoning

Nobody wants the Big Footed Crowing Senex to go extinct now do they?

by Amber Guette May 14, 2022

semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet

bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby

by Poll3nth3wol599 January 21, 2023

Shit-footed

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

Floozed

Under the influence of Cannabis, Stoned, "Mash-up"

Raasss boi!!! Im feelin' kinda floozed innit!!!

by Matthew Layton aKa 'Infamous J' April 12, 2004

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

Floomed

Saddest nigga living

A nigga Floomed

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018