Philly Floss

When a girl says she trims her bush, but when you go down south to eat pussy you get a pubic hair stuck in your tooth.

Yesterday Andy told me that he went down on the poon and came back up with a Philly Floss.

by h@yd3n February 21, 2009

dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

by Gma June 9, 2005

floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool

Former HighSchool of Nicholas Cruz. The students here are normal until you step on their shoes, then they pull a .45 on your dumbass. The principal is the fakest one you’ll encounter, and most of the girls like the underside of a cheeze-it.

Nigga 1:”Did Homewood-Flossmoor HighSchool get another shooting threat?”

Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”

Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”

Nigga 1:”Lol”

by Yungniggapussy November 15, 2018

ass floss

Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.

Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Ass Flossing

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass

I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.

by [Maze] September 30, 2005

flossip

The way to gossip about all things flossy.

"Girl, I don't know if you heard the flossip, but Mary was wearing a onesy and being a major beeyotch.

by FlossipGirl January 28, 2008