by Mudda fucka September 17, 2013
Get the jimmy floater mug.An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.
by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017
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Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)
by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019
Get the Eye floaters mug.To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.
After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
by Chief Chester March 26, 2009
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1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.
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1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.
by rearea August 11, 2012
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1. Tucker made plans to go to Vegas, then bailed on me last minute. What a flaker.....
2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.
2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.
by hectorbg February 11, 2010
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