Flexing

Used when describing something or someone that is just 'there' looking good doing absolutly nothing.

"That doe is just sat the flexing."

by B Oldroyd December 18, 2005

fexting

Fake-Texting, the action of pretending to text message on your cell phone when someone you don't want to see or say hi to is walking right by you

Betty did not want to talk to Leah so she whipped out her cell phone and started fexting to avoid saying hi to her.

by Ashleigh M March 9, 2009

flexting

Flirting + texting. the act of text messaging someone to get attention from a person you are interested in. No matter if the person you are texting has a gf/bf.

In a sentance:
Boyfriend: Jenny keeps texting me at random times in the day. You know, just stupid stuff. But, that doesn't mean she wants me!
Girlfriend: It's called FLEXTING, and it's STILL FLIRTING!!!

flexting in action:

Nancy: What are you up to?
Bob: nothing
Nancy: i miss you
Bob: yeah, we should hang out sometime
Nancy: like soon!
Bob: I know, i'm prettty busy these days with work and my girlfriend
nancy: :(

by J Zam June 18, 2009

Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012

Flisting

The act of sexually licking a cut or deformity of the skin.

Just to be really nasty, the girl started flisting him.

by mitebgiant May 31, 2010

flexing his dick

When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.

"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."

(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"

by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014

flexing

When one male-gender-oriented indvidual decides to show another of the classification their bicep muscle, and in the process tightening the muscle, achieving maximum douchebag level. Usually used on somone who could be described as being a 'hater' by the flexer, or the 'flexee'

Guy 1: "Drake's new album comes out today! I hear there are 12 songs on it about his secret lover Lil Wanye, and the other 3 are about losing."

Guy 2: "Drake blows"

Guy 1: "I'm gonna flex on you!!!"
(Guy 1 starts flexing)

by Zaneke Mutumbo December 18, 2011