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Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
by LabMom January 21, 2010
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Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.
by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021
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Domestic Flexing

The act of flexing within your own home and in proximity of your close friends because your items or property is not good enough to flex around others.
Jerome: Yo, I went to Daquan's house and the dude was flexing his fake J's and his Chinese Michael Kors
Rae: Damn, he was Domestic Flexing hard.
by Ewonkoniad December 1, 2014
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Flexigan

a vegetarian who follows a mainly vegan diet with the occasional dairy/egg product.
Peter Singer is a famous flexigan. He eats vegan at home but he will have the vegetarian option when eating out.
by Kaleiascope August 18, 2009
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Flexatile

Adj. Having or possessing the qualities of being both flexible and versatile.
Dude, that shirt works as both clothing and a blanket. It's so flexatile.
by Clarko November 27, 2011
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Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.
“Yo, I got AirPods
“I’ve got a Rolex”
Looks like we’ve got a double flexative
by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019
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Fico Flexing

The mentioning of your credit score as a means to impress another person.
He's fico flexing on her.
by wsm bdv August 13, 2019
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