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flagnore

when a woman takes her hands and spreads her vagina out as far as possible. next she produces excrement from the hole. the excrement is the flagnore.
"Dude ur such a flagnore brett!"
by jeffery fakename June 14, 2009
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Fatnormous

Adj. A term used to describe a person who resembles a hippo. Extremely fat. Morbidly obese.
WOW! That lady is fatnormous!
by catfish9311 May 14, 2011
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flatness

n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.
All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.
by synthetic_sushi December 16, 2018
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flatboxed

When you are going as fast as you can using any mode of ransport.
"I was flatboxed down that hill on my bicycle" " I was flatboxed in my car on the way to the hospital"
by Carterbox April 25, 2021
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Flatfoot

1: A foot that is flat because the foot arch collapsed. Usually, it is very uncomfortable and makes it hard to walk or remain on your feet for long periods of time.
2: A slanguish word for a law enforcement or government official; It is referring to the fact that usually they wear dress shoes, which don't really have any texture on the bottom, hence the name. The term was used by Crackle in the Carmen Sandiego 2019 Netflix series.
Aaron: Why is Joe having such a hard time walking?
Sarah: He has flatfoot, which makes it painful for him to walk. He is supposed to be calling the doctor on Monday to see what they can do about it.
by Vanguard 1998 July 17, 2022
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flatworm friday

Flatworm friday !!!
Originally a video of a sped up flatworm (A tiny and beautiful aquatic animal) swimming with the "Inkopolis News" theme from Splatoon (The first one, on the Wii U) playing in the background.

Note : This gif down here, is the only "Flatworm" gif I could find. Do not ask anything about what they're doing.
Dude 1 : Hey, it's friday !
Dude 2 : No ... It's FLATWORM FRIDAY !!!
Dude 1 & 2 (Shouting, dancing the kazotsky kick and singing "Popipo" by Hatsune Miku) : FLAT-WORM FRI-DAY, FLAT-WORM FRY-DAY !!!
by Magolor_800 May 3, 2023
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flatzoidery

The act of making up faux scientific terms to hide one's science denial.
Keith applied flatzoidery to argue that gravimeters don't measure gravity.
by Maescro Thumbsbald August 22, 2023
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