flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

Flappy Bird

A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.

In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.

John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!

by Victoria__1313 September 27, 2014

Flappy Horse

The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.

Be my friend Flappy Horse.

I know you know I know you.

Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.

I know your actual name.

by KG.628 January 26, 2017

Flappy Bird

You can use the phrase 'Flappy Bird' as a code word when you are talking about someone who is stood or sat next to you without them knowing you are talking about them. You normally call someone by Flappy Bird if you don't like them so when you say, "Flappy Bird is a n*b!", the annoying person just thinks your talking about the game. Simples!

Kid 1: (Talking about Rohal) Flappy bird is suck a w*nker.
Kid 2: Yes I know.
Rohal: Flappy Bird is not that bad.
Kid 1: Yes it is.
Kid 2: yea

by 11en7y(2) March 1, 2017

Flappy Pappy

When a naked man does consecutive standing pelvic thrusts into the air, which results in a between-the-legs swinging; pendulum-like motion where both balls, and penis simultaneously make contact with one self, causing an audible phenomenon.

When Richard found out the baby wasn't his, he did a flappy pappy for damn near ten minutes!

by Baul Punyan September 21, 2019

Flappy flounder

An act where a guy and a girl are having sex and after he cums, the girl sits on his face and and slides all over his face

Bro, i heard that jasmine gave ricky a Flappy flounder last night

by King_squirlie June 16, 2021

flappy chappy

When the labia minora(inide lips of vagina) hang out like a penis, but when you touch it, it will invert itself like when you touch the eye of a snail.

i saw my girlfriends flappy chappy

by EL, WS, GR March 1, 2009