Doo Doo Flake

A Doo Doo Flake is when one attempts to fart and instead, little flakes of shit come out similar to ass dandruff. Usually done in locations out in public, where one hopes it does not happen.

AY YO, That mofo Tyrone Had to leave his baby Mama with her in laws cause he Doo Doo Flaked his Pants, that fool.

by Cereal08 August 20, 2014

butt flakes

A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

crusty bannana ass flakes

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!

Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

by ThatJimmyRustler May 30, 2014

Flake Rape

When a flake of food, primarily from a pastry dish, goes down your throat when you are not prepared to have said food go down thy throat.

So I was walking down the hill eating my croissant, I suffered a major flake rape.

by DumbleDaddy February 9, 2018

Flake in

Saying you're not going to do something and then ending up doing it at the last minute. Basically, the opposite of flaking out

"Hey, are you busy tonight?"

"Well I told my friend I couldn't come to his party because I thought I'd have work, but I might flake in and go."

by banana_graham April 16, 2019

Flakey

A fake ass bitch that can't even keep their word. Promises are worthless from them. Plans will be made and they will rarely go through with them. They like to tell you they're on their way but never show up. They will ignore your messages and calls. Real insidious people.
No matter the situation what they will always have an excuse when you call them on their bullshit, and they'll be the ones to get mad.
Aside from all their bullshit, they'll stop being flakey once they need something from you, they may even give you gifts but you'll never have their friendship.

Funny thing is flakey bitches hate being called flakey. Will straight up deny it and you will get a kick out of how they respond when they argue.
They don't know how to stick to the facts. You may even start to believe that they suffer from hallucinations and delusions.
Flake Flaky Goof Fake Liar

Victoria never even came over last night. She told she was on her way every time I texted her. She's such a flakey bitch.

by Chucksis September 21, 2016

flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007