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Flanter

Flanter is banter used in a flirtatious manner used by fully siq people with SWAG, hence the name.
I used flanter when trying to wow a girl.
by Emily1Son December 20, 2014
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flailed

someone who has done nothig but meth, not sleep and stare at a computer screen teching out for days in the dark. their eyeballs are popping out of there heads and look so beaty they could steal your soul, and are probably trying to to get more meth. because they have been in a dark room and up for days they forget they have a previous engagement and hurriedly rush out of their dark cavern looking like shit and flailed. they of course are convinced that they look absolutly awesome no matter what hideous outfit they have come up with.
wow, did that dude ever look flailed

holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna
by stevie nikkks September 23, 2013
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flattergasted

A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted.
"Today I was told that I was sexy. A hobo told me this. I was flattergasted."
by Slick Rick Bacon May 9, 2005
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flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.
My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.
by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019
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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020
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Top Flite

The best or ultimate perfomance possible
You can't touch my skillz baby, I'm Top Flite! -or- Oh you really wanna see me pump it out... I'm a be Top Flite on this mug...
by tscottyd December 22, 2003
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Flatter Fest

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."
by casp82 January 27, 2009
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