Flarp

When you fail while flirting with someone.

“Man, Kyle today totally bombed talking to Susy. He Flarped that shit.”

by minecraftlord678 August 14, 2019

Flarping

The act of Fapping while Larping

Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

by Drewk005 November 7, 2019

flarpagargus

A retarded word that I made up

HOLY FLARPAGARGUS

by Bigbootyjudi February 25, 2020

Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 2, 2020

Flarp

An offensive name to call someone.

Snoof, you're such a Flarp.

by Puh_the_Homeless_man September 15, 2020

Flarping

The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.

Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.

by Nichaha February 25, 2021

Flarpk

Eating fruit loops out of someone else’s gaping asshole and snorting the shit residue

Yeah, it was wild, I flarpked her so hard.

by Apathetic shit fucker November 3, 2021