A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!
Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!
Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!
Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!
by Jonathan Alexander May 5, 2007

Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.
Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?
by Bobo1967 December 11, 2010

the act of doin something really stupid or being really stupid. when u wake up the following morning like y did i do that?
by kenny the kid April 6, 2008

by LFGLMB April 9, 2022

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

by Shuckels April 18, 2023

“I hate Fitz” - bad person
“how could you hate Fitz, he is so amazing and precious. He is everything.”
“how could you hate Fitz, he is so amazing and precious. He is everything.”
by lillieonn October 16, 2022
