Good One Fitz

A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!

Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!

Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!

by Jonathan Alexander April 26, 2007

Fitz and Miles Carnival

Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.

Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?

by Bobo1967 December 10, 2010

d boy fitz

the act of doin something really stupid or being really stupid. when u wake up the following morning like y did i do that?

'yo last nite i banged my 14 year old step sister... i totally pulled a d boy fitz''

by kenny the kid March 31, 2008

Ryan Fitz

That bitch thinks he is god but is is only a phat pussyo ye.

I just fucked Ryan Fitz in his big bunda ye.

by Bonkers91 August 18, 2021

Paul Fitz

Always too busy and working hard. Paul can sometimes be boring.

Wow omg Paul Fitz it’s like talking to a brick wall.

by Paul-Fitz January 05, 2022

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera May 10, 2007

darcy fitz

Darcy fitz is a person that is very skinny, hate-able, black, and eats fruit. He likes to play apex legends on Saturday's, and likes to go to the water park on Sunday's, he has a pretty full schedule.

Darcy Fitz, you are so skinny and i hate you.

by eetswa ma brudda 33 September 14, 2021