Beating the Fushman

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

by Niccalips May 3, 2020

fishanista

Fashion forward fishing. The art of modeling runway attire under the guise of fishing without looking anything like a dirty fisher person. Usually requires a costume change after getting a splash of water or 7 minutes.

I wanted to go to the beach today but my fishanista friend Cathi is at home glittering her Crocs and packing her Coach rain boots so she can fish with Bobby tomorrow.

by SkinnyHippie March 16, 2016

Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Fishtankin

Term used for those who cruise in a convertible with the top down and the windows rolled up. A car in this configuration appears like an aquarium or fish tank, especially after a good rain storm.

Check that geek in the Miata, he must be fishtankin it to keep his wig on.

by Skizix June 21, 2004

fishwank

A unique and rare herb found deep within the Amazonian Rainforest.

"Could you pass the fishwank dear? This soup could use a bit of spicening up!"

by Luca Toni August 4, 2006

Fishmonger's mop bucket

Used to describe a particularly fishy cunt.

"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

by The sting January 14, 2014

fishtank

a term used when something upsetting happens; "just my luck"

When she lost the game, she said "aw fishtank!"

by hahajimmyinyourface August 17, 2010