Spicy Firehole

When the significant other knowingly eats spicy food. Takes a dump and proceeds to have anal sex with their partner burning the penis.

My boyfriend loves anal sex. I think I'll eat Jalapeno's and Carolina Reapers for a spicy firehole tonight.

by Suuuewooloo January 18, 2020

Alaskan Firehole

When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.

“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”

by Raw the dawg April 1, 2022

Firethower

Some kind of shitposter who post crap that just starts up more flame wars

"Man, that dude is a firethower for posting about god in a video about evolution"

by The Smash mash past July 25, 2016

firetower

a word that make gingers triggert if used against them

-person1(blondhair)éh firetower éh firetower éh firetower -person2(ginger) stop calling me that or i will punch you in the face you dumb blond

by Eengamendmens August 31, 2016

"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Firehose

When a guy grips his dick and whips it around like a fire hose, then pisses every where.

Dude, someone just firehosed the bathroom and there is piss on the ceiling.

by Temperz_ August 6, 2019

Firepoker

When a male firmly grasps his throbbing cock, rubbing the tip until it is steamy hot, and then ejaculating down a girls throat. The burnt semen resembles a burnt marshmallow.

She loves when we try the firepoker... it really heats things up in the bedroom

by UhOhStonky November 25, 2019