Fidelia

she is a very caring person. her smart, dark and exciting sense of humour will have you laughing till your sides feel like ripping out.
her friends are very lucky to have her, she is fun and adventurous but also very chill to have around.
Fidelia is a proud person, but not in a bad way. She stands firm in what she believes in and knows who she is. She is very sensitive to the people around her and herself but you'll be stupid to think you can ever put her to shame.
as a partner, she is loyal and loves unconditionally. loving her will have you feeling like you've been stretched to the ends of the world and back but you will somehow still love her at the end of the day.

(she is also incredibly dirty minded in bed)

that girl is so lucky, she got Fidelia to be her girlfriend.

by tl9vesfi August 24, 2022

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

by egnaro May 17, 2005

Oh fiddle

Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

My new TV is broken. Oh fiddle!

by jimbradtommattetc March 3, 2008

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Geek Fiddle

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!

by Groidica February 14, 2013

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

by P R E C U I S E November 4, 2018

Fiddle-Dicks

A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.

by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010