Swedish Fiddler

The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.

Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.

The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”

by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010

Ratio Fodder

Girls who you are friends with and involve in your social activities, but mainly because they are girls, and moreso for superficial than real redeeming qualities. Often called upon to help achieve a 1:1 male-female ratio. Can also be used in reverse, to describe males, although that is less common.

Example 1:
"Want to see if Liz and her friends are interested in going downtown tonight?"
"Nah we have 5 girls already, we don't need any ratio fodder"

Example 2:
"She's kind of boring but she's hot so she makes good ratio fodder"

by slm12345 November 21, 2013

Political Fodder

Cheap news to fill up the stomach with meaningless politics. This is the junk food of politics and most of the 24 hour news cycle is filled with it, to feed the bloated public with too much, and with nothing useful all at once.

I'd become accustomed to consuming a hefty dose of political fodder. I can't remember a single useful fact from anything I read.

by Camdown February 11, 2019

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Quinn Fidler Forehead

Never ending, bigger than the great wall of China

Kids lets go see the Quinn Fidler forehead from space

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019

bukkake fodder

A person who is looking to ass kiss their way to success in a corporate environment. Sometimes they can become so desperate they will aggressively throw themselves into groups of managers looking for all of the gratification possible.

That supervisor is bukkake fodder amongst all of those pathological managers.

by Lord Vicious July 2, 2023

indiana fudge finder

A person that takes great care to find the fudge deep in another man's ass. Then proceeds to give him a Mississippi Mud Slinger.

Tim could find the fudge any where. He is a master Indiana fudge Finder.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017