Fertilized

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

feetish

a fetish for feet. one who is turned on by high heels, flip flops or bare naked feet is said to have a feetish.

Paul gets aroused in womens shoe stores because he has a "feetish".

by ringos rifle September 19, 2009

Fettit

The disgusting offspring of the rare creature known as a Mebbit. The word is a combination of "Fetus" and "Mebbit". Fettits are about the size of a Guano-producing Bat and have similar mannerisms. They are typically gray, slimy, and covered in after-birth. Instead of emitting the "MEEEEP!" cry heard from the adult size Mebbit, the Fettit emits a gargly "BLECH!" when attempting to communicate. Instead of learning to crawl and then walk, Fettits instinctually learn to "shamble" immediately upon birth. On rare occasions, Fettits have been trained to carry small explosive vests used in terrorist activity. A Fettit will reach full Mebbit maturity after about 12 years. Highly dangerous.

Pat: Hey John, BLECH!

John: Dude, not funny. You know how sensitive I am about Mebbit jokes after..the incident.

Pat: But "BLECH!" is what a Fettit says, "MEEEEP!" is what a Mebbit says.

John: Come on man!

Fettit: BLECH!!

*BEE BEE BEEP*
(explosion)

by Spritel Keidel December 24, 2009

Festi Puss

When a vagina gets all smelly and nasty after a weekend music festival. No showers, a little pee, a lot of sweat and maybe even a little sex dribble.

I was going down on this chick Mandi at bella, totally into her right... slowly moving past the breast down to her belly button and she's all like "you don't wanna go down there".. "why" I reply.. "It's the Festi Puss

by Wet Wilma August 12, 2011

Festifull

1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.

2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.

3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.

4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.

5. fuck you.

Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"

by Wordsmith Extraordinaire AD April 17, 2013

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

fattist

someone oppossed to fat people, fat culture, and the fat influence in our culture

fattists are often seen as a negative thing and people jump to label them, but really they are only converned with a healthy america. your fat, your problem.

fattists believe the overweights should be actively working to be thinner. until then, fuck off.

person a: That skinny model is hot.
person b: fattist!

by tiffany April 22, 2005