fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
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noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 24, 2024
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fetalizer

A form of fertilizer however made out of aborted fetuses
I am going to use this fetalizer for my garden.
by CumCheese June 08, 2023
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Piglet fetal

When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her
Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool
by Premiums April 11, 2021
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fetal fury

Fetal fury is when a pregnant women becomes very short tempered and is prone to fits of rage.
My wife asked me to bring the garbage can in from the street curb. When I told her that I would do it later , she suddenly and without warning went into a fit of fetal fury and started yelling at me.
by Rscott February 12, 2014
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