Yeetus the Feetus

when someone is throwing a baby. the baby is a "feetus" and "yeetus" meaning to throw.

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
mom *throws across the room

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
dad: wait doesnt "yeetus the feetus" mean throwing the bab-
mom *throws across the room*

by tf dont ask questions.. April 15, 2019

HEB Feet

Completely black and dirty feet soles caused by going bare feet in a grocery store that polishes their floors.

Oh man he has really bad HEB feet.

by Long Ass December 27, 2010

itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011

orgasm at 35,000 feet

Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.

I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren't going to land at LaGuardia for another hour, so I decided to go to the bathroom and have an orgasm at 35,000 feet.

by GaMeRuInEr August 26, 2006

Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.

Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!

by capnkev April 9, 2009

feet

What lots of people like to suck, lick, and just enjoy in their face

"Two girls from my grade licked each others' feet, sucked each others' toes, and they told me they had fun."

by RecT January 31, 2004

Walmart Feet

The type of feet that have a permanent residue on them as if they have been walking through Walmart without shoes on.

Friend 1: "Becky Sue lets her kids run through Walmart without any shoes on!"

Friend 2: "I bet they have Walmart Feet."

by khobama April 1, 2009