fedorable

a suitable candidate for jousting, or simply poking with a stick

Louis I found Richard the lionhearted eminently fedorable. They were also suspected of being lovers.

by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008

fedorable

able to be spread evenly, from the "Agrarian Almanac," 1973

1) Manure is a relatively cheap fertilizer that is rich in nutrients and extremely fedorable.
2) Chad preferred to withold his ejaculate in the ancient Chinese custom of storing Chi, but Marcus was as fedorable as a garden sprinkler.

by Farmer Joe's seed February 16, 2008

FEDON

A firearms enthusiast who is immersed in gun culture. Often found admiring the design, history and craftsmenship of guns. Owner of several guns, Fedon at times feels judged, misunderstood and sometimes hated for his choice of guns.

Fedon: It makes me sad that people don't — won't — take the time to understand, that they are so close-minded, and they conflate violence with guns.

by motorboatingboobies July 23, 2019

Fedorov

A surname of Russian origins. Only really insufferable twats have this last name.

Girl: Oh my god is that George?? I haven’t seen him since high school! He was such an insufferable twat back then!

Girl’s Friend: Well duh! He’s a Fedorov!

by howstheweather18 March 10, 2020

femotional

Female emotional need to get constantly angry, upset, or sad at stupid shit; usually brought on by menstrual cycle.

I just asked if you wanted something to eat; why the hell are you being so femotional?

by Rober Larson January 19, 2008

Fedora

A hat that shouldn't be worn by anyone who isn't Indiana Jones or Michael Jackson.

oh, you're so cool because you're wearing a fedora.

by Not a bum June 15, 2013

Fedora-Core

A type of taste common amongst fedora-wearing individuals. This includes Queen, Linkin Park, Metallica, My Little Pony, Reddit, 9GAG, Slayer, and Slipknot. They are often identified as Atheists, but not just tame individuals, they often like to create arguments out of thin air and look down on anyone that believes in a deity. They often perceive themselves as more intelligent than the common man, and act arrogant to make up for their lack of confidence.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But, because I am enlightened by my own intelligence." -Alewis

"That was Fedora-Core as hell"

by /mu/ May 26, 2013