scrot features

When one has a striking facial resemblance to a ball bag.

Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.

by Cock Piss Partridge April 26, 2014

ta-gwaning features

ta-gwaning features means a male or female with extreamly bad looking facial features ( a very very ugly person)

or instead of feature u could say foituoi

boy 1: oi bruv check her out, she is got proppa ta-gwaning features

boy 2: yeah bruv shes proppa ta-gwaning

by dh246 October 24, 2012

Featureless Crotch

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

Asshole Feature

(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.

Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.

BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.

by jacobre1 February 27, 2008

nurture feature

Anything that vibrates and can be used like a vibrator

dude that guy always has his phone set on nurture feature

by Cuban711 April 11, 2008

Coon Features

Similar to twat features, but thats just a derogitory term.
Coon features actuallly describes a person to have black person features, E.g a huge nose, or huge slug lips.
Maybe a huge booty.

Dude would you think of tapping that hot white girl over there?

Wtf dude, that chick has coon features you twat feature.

by Coonschoolbus March 29, 2010

cunt features

Someone who is a stupid, dopey cunt.

Person 1: What do you think of Dazza?
Person 2: You mean cunt features?

by Sick Cunt Tim September 5, 2008