condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.

1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!

by KC the gawd March 16, 2008

Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.

Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.

by TomereshefF May 4, 2006

farter

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...

"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"

by Champers April 30, 2005

Unfortunate Farter

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.

There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.

by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010

farter

A nice tight ladies posterior

look at the FARTER on that!!!

by Cammy and Sparks August 3, 2005

farmers hat

The crown of the penis

Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.

by rusty tom September 28, 2006

farter sauce

The soft or crusty brown layer of residue frequently found on the inside of underwear.

The more chili my husband eats, the more farter sauce I find in his underwear.

by PapaEllis October 15, 2012